CoreToon: Five Ways that the Beer-Coffee Crossover Will Revolutionize Starbucks by Lunchbreath
- #1 Bounceristas will be checking gift card balances at the door.
- #2 Workplace drinking gets a lot more convenient now that you can hide your Roadie in plain sight.
- #3 Your daily schedule will become very symmetrical (sleep, home, starbucks, work, starbucks, home, sleep).
- #4 Hybridized technologies will be discovered...
Coffee bong includes a built-in filter.
Eco-sensitive beer koozie.
Travel mugs for commuters.
Thermochromic label changes color when coffee is hot enough to sue.
- #5 Drunk college kids will stay up all night playing latte pong and "edvard venti hands" (fig. 1, fig. 2).