Can do no wrong, though not as spry as it once seemed.
Would be MORGAN FREEMAN*
The new hotness. People love it so much they’re nervous it will go wrong and embarrass them later.
Would be CHRISTOPHER NOLAN
Everyone thought it died a long time ago, but still seems to crop up all over the place.
Would be BETTY WHITE
After years of giving it chance after chance, performance never gets better.
Would be MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY
Trying desperately to stay relevant, even though It’s still the same thing.
Would be THE SHATNER
Reliable performance, seems to be everywhere.
Would be SAMUEL JACKSON
(Just wait till he collaborates with "Chrome")
Hip, but people don't take it seriously anymore.
Would be MICHAEL CERA
When it died, everyone said “Oh yeah, that one!" and then forgot all about it.
Would be WALTER MATTHAU
Only ever used if you already have 100 tabs open in IE, OPERA Firefox isn't available, and you have no other choice. Everyone agrees it looks nice, though.
Would be J-Lo
Who? You mean that weird one?
Would be KRISTEN SCHAAL
(aka Mel on Flight of the Conchords)
REQUIRES NO BROWSER
Is unquestionably KEANU REEVES
Although from what we've seen the FireFox 4 might be pretty fast. Does Morgan Freeman have a son?