The 5 “Buyers” Domainers Hate (Part III)
- The web designer
I am better than you in each and every way.
From: The web designer.
I'm a web designer and unlike you "domainers" who just cybersquat I improve the Internet with my beautiful creations. Problem is I forgot to renew domain that you now have. Although my client pays me $10k/year to
mind their site, I feel I should have it back for no more than the $13 you paid to steal it from me. So begin the transfer or else, because I know someone, who knows someone, who knows someone... who is the tea lady at
So watch out!
- The estibutt buyer
From: The estibutt buyer.
Dear seller. I have seen that you are taking offers on a domain I want but you have not stated a ballpark figure so I was told to use the industry bible called "Estibutt" to get an idea of how its worth, and Estibutt values you
nnn.com as $17 and since Estibutt must have been built using NASA type shit and not some 2 bit domain sales algorithm, so then if it says it's worth $17 then it's worth $17. So here's a 20 and keep the change.
www.estibutt.com. The bestest appraisals and estimations.
Made with Alien Technology and stuff.
- The very poor buyer.
To: Rich domainer.
From: The very poor buyer.
Dear kind Sir. I really like your domain but can only offer $1 as I live in such a poor country where wages are like $2/month and $1 can get you 3 cows, 2 chickens and a box of ding dongs so you can imagine that your
price of $99 might as well be a million dollars to me. I am sure a big company like you can afford to help a poor soul like me to better himself from this hell called poverty. Find it in your heart to help. (Sent from the new
- The prince of thieves
To: Your immediate attention.
From: His royalness.
I am a prince from a country you have never heard of and I have escaped with billions from the nation's treasury and I need foreign bank account to use, so I am turning to you, a complete stranger, to help me. Of course I
will need some collateral, so if you could transfer your best premium domains to my Gonigeria registrar account and give me your bank #, pin # and mother's nickname, I'll begin the process and in no time we will be living
like kings, or in my case, living like a prince. H.R.H. Jimmy Ubuntu.
- The 2 word buyer
From: Two worder.
Buyer: How much?
Domainer: Hi, which one of our domain names interests you?
Buyer: Domain name?
Domainer: Yes, we sell brandable domains and domin name is like a unique web address just like yahoo.com or google.com.
Buyer: Buy yahoo.
Domainer: No, no, no. That was just an example but please check out our selection of other domains.
Buyer: Google.com $10.
Domainer: Oh, just f@#k off!
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