- Trendy stubble-beard (actually, can't afford new razor)
- Esoteric t-shirt: Font Snob Edition
- Never goes anywhere without Macbook Pro
- Skinny jeans.Look good, but restrict movement and/or sperm count.
- Web designer median salary - $47.820
- Unavoidable stubble-beard. Last opportunity to shower/shave: unknown
- Esoteric t-shirt: Code Snob Edition
- Brings own keyboard to work
- Cargo pants. Functional, storage-friendly, but stuck in 1998.
- Web developer median salary - $85.430
What web designers are afraid of
- Client revisions
- Fixed-price billing (versus hourly billing)
What web programmers are afraid of
- Server crashes
- .EPS files
- Bossed who don't code
- Carpal tunnel
*Yes, we know some designers and programmers are female. But the statement stands!
Salary and job information courtesy of BLS.gov