HOW TO MAKE A SUCCESSFUL APP
HAVE A GOOD IDEA
Other people had the same idea. just do it better
Can you program?
I guess so
Good. Find the job as programmer. There is better chance of earning a living.
Program apps for others. Everybody wants an app, just like they need a website 20 years ago.
What about a fart app? They are only 567 of App Store.
This only woks on Mac.
Buy a Mac.
Welcome to the ios.create your iTunes profile
I don’t understand all the legal stuff
Just click accept, you don’t have the choice anyway
Have a family life?
No. Good you are a programmer
Yes. Tell your wife you make tons of money to buy pony for kids
They believe it
Complile an app
Learn about apps rejection policy
This only works on Mocs. Not a Mac evangelist (yet)?
I dont understand all this legal stuff
They believed it!
I don’t understand why my app doesn’t work.
I’ve got no friends anymore
They do not answer anymore
Don’t bother with bugs!
No approval yet
Open a blog and complain publicly about Apple’s totalitarianism for not publishing fart applications anymore!
This means nothing!
It dosen’t sell anyway
You have a copycat
Crap, cannot update Average:
Spend the night on photoshop.
Two weeks later
Three weeks later.
Look at user comments
And after one
Users spend hundreds of dollars for an iPhone and complain about the
After 3 iOS versions