iPad 3 facts!
- iPad 3's screen is so high-def, it makes reality look pixelated!
- Android tablets call iPad 3 "ex-lax", because it scares the crap out of them!
- iPad 3 is such a badass, it comes with tattoos.
- iPad 3's battery life is so good, it has to wait for you to recharge!
- iPad 3's home button is so incredible, it doesn't need to be visible!
- iPad 3 is so kickass, it ships with Chuck Norris action jeans!
- iPad 3 includes a night light, because the dark is afraid of iPad 3.
- If the A-Team has a problem, and no one else can help, they call the iPad 3! (Pity the fool!)
- iPad 3 is so loaded, it gives a dividend!
- iPad 3 doesn't search the Internet, it just bitchslaps Siri until she gets the informations.
- iPad 3 is so awesome, Chinese workers pay to assemble it!
The Joy of Tech by Nitrozac & Snaggy